- friends: *eat a hamburger, a whole bag of chips, 3 cans of soda, two donuts, a bar of soap, and two indian children* *loses weight*
- me: *eats an apple* *gains 650 pounds*
does anyone remember that post with ariel sewing her tail back on? someone send me that link please
How I think I look when I walk in public
How I actually look when I walk in public
(via gagapocalypse)
